Friday, September 16, 2005
Porn Is Life
Porn is life.
There's no getting past it.
If you're a male human being, whether gay or straight, you probably have some porn around the house. Hidden. At the very least, I'm certain that you have seen porn in your adult lifetime (children don't count, ever).
So you know what I mean when I say that porn is life.
I'm not suggesting for a minute that porn is responsible for, or creates life.
No, no, no, no, no.
Porn IS life. Get it?
Good. I'm glad we understand each other. Like an actress understands she has to pretend she enjoys the taste of seven different cocks in her mouth and seven different loads across her face.
Porn is life.
When she stumbles over the "script" and all you wanna see is the bit where she licks the other girls arsehole for twenty minutes. Or the part where she pretends to be a high school virgin but one look at her cunt and you can see that she's been fucked more times than an altar boy.
It's in how she screams with joy and pain and ecstasy but you know it's probably taken twelve takes and she hasn't even felt it touch the sides.
Porn is life.
Some like to see a lady get thrashed by another man and then pretend that they are the ones doing the thrashing. But because I understand that porn is life, I also understand that by extension, pussy is life (to all the homosexuals who might disagree, I say, go write your own fucking blog). And since pussy is life, the more there is in my porn, the happier I am. I don't need to see a woman so covered in cum that I can't tell what colour eyes she has.
Pussy is life. Porn is life.
There's a reason that porno movies make more money than Hollywood. It's because Hollywood suggests that "stuff" might happen, where porn actually shows us what does happen. Porn sells, because porn is life.
Porn is the real world. When two people meet. If they like each other, they fuck. It's that simple. There is no story arc. No issues that need to be resolved in order for the two people to hook up. No eighties pop ballad playing in the background. Just fucking. This is what porn teaches us, because porn is life. Porn is real. Porn is really all we want.
All we want is to fuck and be fucked.
Porn is life.
There's no getting past it.
If you're a male human being, whether gay or straight, you probably have some porn around the house. Hidden. At the very least, I'm certain that you have seen porn in your adult lifetime (children don't count, ever).
So you know what I mean when I say that porn is life.
I'm not suggesting for a minute that porn is responsible for, or creates life.
No, no, no, no, no.
Porn IS life. Get it?
Good. I'm glad we understand each other. Like an actress understands she has to pretend she enjoys the taste of seven different cocks in her mouth and seven different loads across her face.
Porn is life.
When she stumbles over the "script" and all you wanna see is the bit where she licks the other girls arsehole for twenty minutes. Or the part where she pretends to be a high school virgin but one look at her cunt and you can see that she's been fucked more times than an altar boy.
It's in how she screams with joy and pain and ecstasy but you know it's probably taken twelve takes and she hasn't even felt it touch the sides.
Porn is life.
Some like to see a lady get thrashed by another man and then pretend that they are the ones doing the thrashing. But because I understand that porn is life, I also understand that by extension, pussy is life (to all the homosexuals who might disagree, I say, go write your own fucking blog). And since pussy is life, the more there is in my porn, the happier I am. I don't need to see a woman so covered in cum that I can't tell what colour eyes she has.
Pussy is life. Porn is life.
There's a reason that porno movies make more money than Hollywood. It's because Hollywood suggests that "stuff" might happen, where porn actually shows us what does happen. Porn sells, because porn is life.
Porn is the real world. When two people meet. If they like each other, they fuck. It's that simple. There is no story arc. No issues that need to be resolved in order for the two people to hook up. No eighties pop ballad playing in the background. Just fucking. This is what porn teaches us, because porn is life. Porn is real. Porn is really all we want.
All we want is to fuck and be fucked.
# posted by Sariel Thrawn @ 3:57 am 
