Thursday, September 14, 2006
What shall we do tomorrow night ladies?
Considering that women are the only sex that has them, it seems to me that they don't really understand the tit. Well most of them.
You see tits are an amazing evolutionary development.
Beyond their more functional aspect, i.e. the suckling of young, they are tools of world domination.
Yes ladies, you have the tools at your disposal.
Some would argue that the vagina is the key, and true the vagina is vital, but the tits are key. They are what you present to the world. The simple hypnotic effect of their presence is enough to launch a thousand ships and bring them back home again.
Those two lumps of fatty tissue hanging from your chest are your gateway to ultimate power. Capped as they are by dark round points that focus the eye (and the mouth) where it needs to be.
Men are mesmerised by them. We can't help it. We've evolved as they've evolved. We just want to hold them and squeeze them and lick them and be near them.
Ladies. You can use them to rule the world because you can use them to rule men. And since men rule the world, once you control us you'd control everything.
So get 'em out girls. Don't get mad when you catch us staring. Just take control. You know you can do it. Even ugly girls can do it, such is our weakness.
Long live boobies.
You see tits are an amazing evolutionary development.
Beyond their more functional aspect, i.e. the suckling of young, they are tools of world domination.
Yes ladies, you have the tools at your disposal.
Some would argue that the vagina is the key, and true the vagina is vital, but the tits are key. They are what you present to the world. The simple hypnotic effect of their presence is enough to launch a thousand ships and bring them back home again.
Those two lumps of fatty tissue hanging from your chest are your gateway to ultimate power. Capped as they are by dark round points that focus the eye (and the mouth) where it needs to be.
Men are mesmerised by them. We can't help it. We've evolved as they've evolved. We just want to hold them and squeeze them and lick them and be near them.
Ladies. You can use them to rule the world because you can use them to rule men. And since men rule the world, once you control us you'd control everything.
So get 'em out girls. Don't get mad when you catch us staring. Just take control. You know you can do it. Even ugly girls can do it, such is our weakness.
Long live boobies.
# posted by Sariel Thrawn @ 9:13 pm 
